Albert Howard Ad Warns: Hillary May Try to “Bust a Nut”

I don’t know why I find myself writing about this idiot again. I think it is like seeing a car wreck, you know it is terrible but can’t pull yourself away. As it is, Mr. Howard has, what seems to be, his very own YouTube account where he has been so kind as to upload a new ad for his future presidency! Take a gander for yourself:

I am not exactly sure how, but he somehow uses Clinton/Lewinsky, distrust of Hillary, 9/11, and Strom Thrumond having illegitimate children to argue what we all know to be true. Albert Howard is the only true candidate for the White House in 2008!

Ha! Honestly though, I can’t really make sense of this. What exactly is he trying to say with all of this? It makes about as much sense as his damned website. I have also recently learned that Albert Howard himself believes that fellow whacko Ron Paul will be his Vice-President.

But, in all seriousness, thank you Albert Howard, your confusing bits of inane babel and poor use of the English language bring me joy to no end!

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